Missing Musharraf

It has been weeks now without any moving images and worse even any bullish interviews of our commando strongman one General Musharraf. It is perhaps poetic justice that the author of the war crime that is the missing persons issue is himself now a missing person.

The brave commando has obviously lost his spine for he cannot even bring himself in front of a nation that has openly rejected his rule. I could go on and on but my views are best encapsulated in the form of the following four questions, they must be on the lips of every Pakistani and deserve an answer?

  1. Where is Musharraf?
  2. Where is the king of chat, for we all await Awan-e-Sadr Se with bated breath?
  3. Has the commando lost his voice?
  4. Is the old Turk Musharraf alive and kicking? (fear not for Pakistan will soon be booting him out)

- Originally posted on 5th March 2008, 01:29 PK Time, written under MARTIAL LAW

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